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The following article was written by my friend and colleague David Thomas (Ret)

Something that will never Happen

Communicating with the JUDGE is a definite no-no

Your assigned Judge will never communicate with you outside of court.

Parties involved in high conflict divorce/paternity matters quite often believe that if they could just talk to the judge privately, and explain how they feel, and how evil the other parent truly is, then the judge would give them what they want.

Some misguided parties actually try calling the judge’s office, asking to speak with the judge about their case, and are surprised to find out that the judge’s assistant will not connect them because the judge does not communicate with parties except in a courtroom with both parties present. Other parties try bending the rules in their favor by sending the judge a letter, hoping to secretly voice their version of the case without the other parent knowing. The letter will be returned to the sender, unread, OR the judge will file it with the clerk of court (without reading it) and take note of the parent who attempted an improper ex parté communication.

If a judge does communicate in writing with a party, (or both parties,) it is always with a court order. However, hypothetically, if a judge ever deemed to send a letter to the parties, WHICH WILL NEVER HAPPEN, it might read like this FICTIONAL letter. Take heed. 

Dear Parents:

I am the judge assigned to your divorce/paternity case.

I hope to never meet you. I assure you I will never meet your


The only reason I have been assigned to your case is that

you cannot make your own decisions, OR that one or both of

you is acting inappropriately by violating the law. In these cases,

I have the authority to issue orders telling each of you WHEN

you are allowed to see your children, and DICTATING the terms

of child support, property division, etc. If my orders are not

obeyed, I may hold you in contempt of court and you could

be sent to jail.

I am surprised every day by parents who proclaim to love their

children and insist they are only trying to do what is in "the child's

best interest," but then, allow me, a total stranger, to set the rules

of life for them because they are too angry or stubborn to work together

to come to an agreement. Wouldn't you rather make these major decisions

for yourself?

If you insist upon allowing me to make major life decisions for you,

be assured that both parties will be disappointed, because the reality is

that parents together will make much better decisions for their

children then a total stranger.

I will not allow you to use me to punish the other parent and I

promise you, I will not be fair. A judge’s oath requires me to

follow the law, not to favor or be fair to one party over the other.

Do not make the mistake of calling your children as witnesses to

testify against the other parent, or telling me what a great parent

you are. Do not put the children in the middle of your war.

Many parents make the mistake of insisting upon a trial so they

can tell me how they “feel.” They seem to think it important that

the judge understand their perspective. Believe me, I already know

and understand your perspective when your obvious goal is to

minimize the time your child spends with the other parent.

  • You are emotionally in pain. Your dreams of happily ever

after have been crushed. Your vision of the future has been altered

and the need to hurt your co-parent is overwhelming your good judgment.

  • You are hurt when the children spend time with your co-

parent; you suffer anxiety and fear that the children will love them

more than you.

  • You are overlooking the fact that children need and love

both their parents, and unlike the romantic love once shared by

their parents, the children’s love will not fade or disappear

over time. The romantic love was destroyed by incompatibility;

a child’s love is not dependent upon that factor.

  • You claim that your motives are pure and you are only

thinking about what is best for the children, but you are

forgetting that I will be enforcing the right of children to spend

time with their parents—not the right of parents to spend time

with their children.

  • Your anger and pain and intense need to strike back will

motivate you to try to convincing me that your co-parent is

unworthy of spending as much time with the children as you.

I am not here to punish a parent because of their failings

as a spouse.

The litigation process that ends in a trial will leave scars

on both parents and add to the hostility that already exists. You

and your children will pay a heavy price if you go down this road.

Be aware that a trial and final judgment is not even final.

There can and will be rehearings and costly appeals and later

modifications (under certain circumstances). If you are looking for

justice, fairness and finality, you will not find it in my courtroom.

I look forward to receiving a signed agreement rather than a

request for trial.


[Your Circuit Judge]